Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Asterisk*

The favourite tool of our legal and marketing departments, the asterisk was originally an “ideogram” used by the ancient Egyptians. When the discovery of the Rosetta stone allowed translation of ancient hieroglyphs it was revealed that the * symbol carried … Continue reading

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High Density Seating Plan

Thromby Air CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed an inconvenient truth about humans and air travel: “There is a fundamental limit to the number of passengers we can squeeze into an aircraft cabin, and it is caused by the length … Continue reading

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Thromby-Bay Seat Auction System

Thromby Air is pleased to announce we will soon be launching our online Seat Auction System, “Thromby-Bay.” With this state-of-the-art system you will be able to choose the seat to match your budget. Thromby Air – Giving You Choices, inline … Continue reading

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Unlimited* Free Drinks

When you fly Thromby Air your drinks are unlimited* and FREE OF CHARGE.** * while stocks last. **Other SLAPs may*** apply. These include a $75.00 toilet usage fee. An $85.00 seat befoulment surcharge will automatically be applied if so indicated … Continue reading

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Corporate Philosophy

Thromby Air CEO Robert E. Coli recently gave his famous “People Are Like Tubes of Toothpaste” motivational speech to a recent intake of eager trainees…

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