Wheelchair Access

In the past some of our low cost brethren have received bad press over their handling of limited-mobility passengers. Some are even charging a fee to use a wheelchair. At Thromby an express wheelchair access lane is always available to you, even if you haven’t given us 24 hours notice! Thromby Air – Care and Compassion* * are two words beginning with...

Social Media Department...

We have hired experts in squeezing out messages and hurling them through the airwaves, so that we can keep our passengers informed about what we think of them… The benefits have not been immediately apparent. See the Infinite Monkey Theorem on Wikipedia for proof that our Social Media strategy will work, eventually.   Thromby Air – Monkeys Making Shakespeare   Protect yourself against the hurlings of social media with this Monkeys Making Shakespeare T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…...

Einsteins Need Not Apply!...

Don’t worry if your grades aren’t up to scratch. At Thromby we are more interested in what you will work for than what you know.* * Passes in Maths and English are still required; Maths so you can understand the economics of Low Cost airlines, and English so you will understand your instructions. Thromby Air – Undercutting The Laws of...

Kid Friendly

Some airlines will not allow children to travel without their parents. Others treat “Young Persons Travelling Alone” as royalty, treating them with respect and care, entertaining them and delivering them safely and happily to their destination. At Thromby Air we are also happy to entertain your children, even after their flight has arrived.* * Please advise if your children are allergic to cleaning products or hard work. Thromby Air – It’s Not Child Labor if we call it...

Caring For Desperadoes...

At Thromby Air we want to minimise stress for our nicotine-addicted passengers.* It could be stated that the high price of the SMOKAT surcharge is because we care about your health. * The massive contribution to our finances is** entirely coincidental. ** not Thromby Air – Your Needs Are Our...