At the weekly management meeting CEO Robert E. Coli shares his old-school wisdom, outlining what was the latest in modern management strategy: “Rather than have the whole company working as a team, we will split the company into bits and ditch the worst performing part!  Absolute freaking genius, eh?” Thromby Air – Slicing the Pie in the...

Maximizing revenue extraction from our passengers is a team sport! Thromby Air – Pay Up or Hold ‘Till You’re...

Because of all of our fees, charges and other assorted SLAPs, the true cost of a Thromby ticket is essentially random. Buying a Ticket is just the Beginning of Your...

We have determined that some cunning individuals are trying to avoid paying our baggage fees.  For example, the new “Weekend At Bernie’s” luggage range allows them to carry 150 pounds of belongings for the price of a seat.  This is unacceptable, and requires vigilance from check-in staff. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat Your Carcass Like...

Because we are not completely insane, we have modified our baggage fee policy to support our brave military.  This change of policy had nothing* to do with a viral You Tube video and subsequent discussion in the social media. * much Thromby Air – Protecting What Is...