At Thromby Air we are fully aware of our responsibilities under the new airline “transparent pricing” regulations and are upgrading our online booking system to comply… Thromby Air – Pricing As Transparent As Our...
Need in the Nuts
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No matter the urgent or emergency situation you may have, if you need to get on a flight at short notice we will be happy to help. Thromby Air – You Need Us, We Kneed...
Assured Seat Selection & Overhead Luggage Space (ASSOLS)...
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Are you one of those people who just HAVE to get on board first to get the best seat on the plane. Do you push and shove so that YOU get to be the one who fills the overhead luggage bins, leaving no room for the other passengers’ belongings? If so, our new “Assured Seat Selection & Overhead Luggage Space” surcharge may be for you. You can, by paying a small additional fee, join an elite bunch of ASSOLS boarding the aircraft before the other passengers, thereby fulfilling your perfectly natural selfish tendencies. Isn’t that worth 5 bucks? Thromby Air – Making selfish ASSOLS...
Hidden Charges (SLAPs)...
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There has been much discussion recently about our so-called “hidden charges.” These charges are not, of course, “hidden” as all passengers are informed of them at some point. If they were truly “hidden” then our passengers would NEVER know and this, of course, is not the case. To avoid confusion, we have adopted a new name for such charges, now referring to them as “Surcharges for Low Awareness Passengers,” or SLAPs. You may be slapped with a charge at any time, but it will not be hidden. In response to certain other scurrilous media accusations, Thromby management can assure you that ALL of our charges are perfectly safe, having been tested on...
Thromby-Bay Seat Auction System...
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Thromby Air is pleased to announce we will soon be launching our online Seat Auction System, “Thromby-Bay.” With this state-of-the-art system you will be able to choose the seat to match your budget. Thromby Air – Giving You Choices, inline with our Corporate...
Online Booking System...
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WARNING! OVERLOAD! Our system has determined that you are too large to be carried safely on a Thromby Air aircraft. Please reduce your weight or try another...