At Thromby Air we respect your credit card as a valuable food source. Thromby Air – Consider Yourself...

If you want to hobnob with royalty, consider paying a little bit* extra for a Premium Economy seat. Thromby Air – Paying a Premium is Good for the Economy! * a little bit: as in what you’d be if you were rubbed down with cheese and then locked in a room full of hungry rats....

  Thromby Air – We’ll Look After Your Expensive Bag,...

Some people just can’t handle the Thromby experience.  Find out if you’ve got what it takes by using our Thromby Air “Passenger Simulator”… Thromby Air – Puts the Squeeze On...

Sometimes the taxes affecting airline travel are reduced.  We have fixed it so that you will not be confused by a reduction in the price you pay for your ticket. Thromby Air – The Fix Is In. (We are not the only airline doing...

Have you ever wondered why our planes are called “narrow body aircraft?”  If you have put on a few pounds, you will not wonder for long! Thromby Air: Suck It...

At Thromby Air we aim to keep your ticket price low by supplementing our income from other sources.  For example, an exciting range of products is on offer from our Cabin Revenue A-la-cart Products… Thromby Air – Enjoy Our CRAP...

Because of all of our fees, charges and other assorted SLAPs, the true cost of a Thromby ticket is essentially random. Buying a Ticket is just the Beginning of Your...

Our new Autocratic Check-In systems are extremely fair… they treat everybody the same. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You The Same...

At Thromby Air we know that you are not always happy with the decisions you’ve made, and perhaps you want to change.  Anyone can change… but there may be a price to pay. Thromby Air – Correct money please… there will be no...

When you fly with other airlines, you may feel that they don’t notice or appreciate you.  At Thromby Air all of our staff see you coming, and they will all extend a hand to help you. Thromby Air – Better than Frogs, Pestilence and Boils     They’ll be crawling all over you with this Plague of Low Costs T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Even when our Inflight Entertainment system is on the fritz our flight attendants will entertain and amuse you. This may not suit everybody. Thromby Air – Never...

Our inflight catering is second to none.* * meaning: none would be better! Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...

Even though some of you are too lazy to find a printer and print your own boarding pass before getting to the airport, we do give you choices… Despite recent legal action against one of our competitors for charging to print a boarding pass, Thromby Air still think you are lazy if you don’t do our job for us. We will charge accordingly. Thromby Air – Boarding?...

We have heard that some of our competitors are charging for carry on luggage. What a great idea! Thromby Air – Your Meat Is Our Business!     Share your love of DIY meat-snacks with a genuine Thromby Air Carrion Luggage T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Thromby’s carry-on bag size measuring devices are the largest in the industry. * If your bag does not fit our generous size limits it must be placed in the hold**. Our Oversize Baggage desk will be happy to service you. ** It is called the “hold” because we will hold onto your luggage until you pay to have it returned. Thromby Air – If It Fits, Wear...

In the past some of our low cost brethren have received bad press over their handling of limited-mobility passengers. Some are even charging a fee to use a wheelchair. At Thromby an express wheelchair access lane is always available to you, even if you haven’t given us 24 hours notice! Thromby Air – Care and Compassion* * are two words beginning with...

Thromby Air charges you for your ticket based on your weight. Here are some handy tips for reducing your ticket cost. Shave before you fly. Everywhere. Do not eat for 48 hours prior to checkin. Vending machines are available after ticket weigh-in (prices as marked). Eliminate all body waste prior to checkin. Common sense, really. Breathe helium prior to weigh-in. * Our lawyers coerced them after they suggested that Thromby increased freedom of choice in aviation in the same way that Typhoid increased freedom of health. Also, we tricked them into thinking that Thromby has flights from Australia to Oshkosh in the USA which, of course, is not true. Some people will never learn. Visit Steve Visscher and Grant McHerron at their podcast website www.planecrazydownunder.com to learn about aviation in the Australia/Pacific region, and to make sure that they don’t say anything nasty again about Thromby...

At Thromby your comfort is high on our list of priorities*. Our patented Fully Automated Tariff Adjustment Sizing System (FATASS) will ensure that our more generously sized passengers are well serviced. * “passenger comfort” is number 376 on our priority list (a very high number...