Because we are not completely insane, we have modified our baggage fee policy to support our brave military.  This change of policy had nothing* to do with a viral You Tube video and subsequent discussion in the social media. * much Thromby Air – Protecting What Is...

At Thromby Air we know that human staff have their limitations (such as occasionally letting their compassion, understanding and common sense get in the way of revenue opportunities).  That’s why we are rolling out our new “JusTin” customer service representatives. Thromby Air – Delivering You JusTin...

Thromby Air has a new recruiting policy for pilots.  Low experience is OK with us — after all, we are the Lowest of the Low! The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Award winning journalist Buzz Cauldron visits Thromby Headquarters and interviews CEO Robert E. Coli.  He is not impressed with what he learns… The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Thromby has taken over security screening at some of our airport terminals… Thromby Air – Taking Every...

As part of our new “Thromby Green” initiative we are turning down the heating in our aircraft cabins to save fuel and reduce carbon emissions.  We expect this to have no negative impact on revenue. Thromby Air – The Coolest Low Cost...

When you are complaining about paying too much for the fuel for your flight, rest assured: our fuel hedgers are the best in the business! Thromby Air – At The Cutting...

We’ve decided that we need some “Green Credentials.”  Following a careful analysis of the “green” policies of our competitors, Thromby Air is experimenting with sustainable biofuels… Thromby Air – Motion from Motions (That’s...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...

The places we fly to may be a long way from anywhere you actually want to go, and when we dump you there in the middle of the night you may not know what to do. Because we care, we have developed a sophisticated “Destination* Travel Planner” system to give you a few ideas… * At Thromby Air all destinations are...

We have heard that some of our competitors are charging for carry on luggage. What a great idea! Thromby Air – Your Meat Is Our Business!     Share your love of DIY meat-snacks with a genuine Thromby Air Carrion Luggage T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Having outsourced the maintenance on his sleigh and not being entirely happy with the result, Santa chose Thromby Air to help out… Best Wishes for the Season! By the way, at Thromby we now have our own Low Cost Christmas (LCC)...

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You...

The high cost model adopted by the existing Christmas provider, combined with ongoing and increasing demand, suggests that this market can do with some good, old-fashioned, low cost competition. Thromby Air is therefore pleased to announce the launch of our new LCC (Low Cost Christmas) alternative… Xmas! Thromby Air – What Santa’s Presence Is...

Thromby Air has been working closely with Airport Security authorities to provide a screening device that is quick and/or fun. Thromby Air – No Need to Cook Your...

Thromby Air CEO Robert E. Coli introduces the CEOs of the new “* One Star Alliance,” bringing together skills and expertise from all areas of the Low Cost aviation world. Mr Coli said “We have chosen the name ‘One Star’ because the last thing any of us want is to be mistaken for a 5-star operation. Lean and mean, light and tight… these are the goals of One Star airlines.” Thromby Air – Lowest of the...

In the past some of our low cost brethren have received bad press over their handling of limited-mobility passengers. Some are even charging a fee to use a wheelchair. At Thromby an express wheelchair access lane is always available to you, even if you haven’t given us 24 hours notice! Thromby Air – Care and Compassion* * are two words beginning with...

We have hired experts in squeezing out messages and hurling them through the airwaves, so that we can keep our passengers informed about what we think of them… The benefits have not been immediately apparent. See the Infinite Monkey Theorem on Wikipedia for proof that our Social Media strategy will work, eventually.   Thromby Air – Monkeys Making Shakespeare   Protect yourself against the hurlings of social media with this Monkeys Making Shakespeare T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…...

At Thromby Air we want to minimise stress for our nicotine-addicted passengers.* It could be stated that the high price of the SMOKAT surcharge is because we care about your health. * The massive contribution to our finances is** entirely coincidental. ** not Thromby Air – Your Needs Are Our...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that our new inflight entertainment innovation, Casino Thromby, is now available on selected flights… So far our new Casino Thromby service has proved very popular*. * with our accountant, our shareholders, and the one passenger who won a jackpot that did not even cover her luggage surcharge! Thromby Air – Are you feeling...