Maintaining Currency

Our Flight Training Department delivers cost-effective recurrent training to our pilots.   Thromby Air Flight Training – Maintaining...

Cardboard Catering

At Thromby Air our delicious inflight snacks are made of the finest natural ingredients!* * cardboard, ink, glue Thromby Air – You Will Not Be Hungry!...

1500 hours Pilot

New regulations require our First Officers to have a minimum of 1500 hours flight experience. We do not envisage this to be a problem… Thromby Air – Minimum Standards…...

High Finance Apr04

High Finance

A special thanks to “The Money” — without the tireless efforts of these faceless few we could never run Thromby the way we do… Thromby Air – Swimming In It!   We’re not the only ones who appreciate what powerful people do with money… The Adobe...

Just Culture

We don’t discipline employees who exhibit initiative to get to the top. It’s not personal…  it’s “Just Culture.” Thromby Air – Protecting the Status Quo “Just Culture” is a modern concept in keeping open communications between staff and...

Unintended Consequen...

Like some other airlines, we feel that an additional fee to cover things we haven’t thought of yet is a good idea.  Why would you complain about that? Thromby Air – Taking The Unknowns Out of Travel Sadly, Thromby Air did not invent this fee.  Other airlines have tried it…...

#Boosters

At Thromby Air we know that some Social Media commentators can be bought.  Who needs rationality, clear thought and incisive fair minded analysis when recognition and free stuff is at stake?  Thromby Air – Everyone Has Their...

Stockholm Syndrome

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on...

Carnie Dioxide

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out...

Seat Meat

Our Social Media Department recently came up with a plan to allow seat selection based on Internet Dating principles, including the use of a brilliant new hashtag… Thromby Air – Going Dutch (other airlines will probably handle it better than...

Bench Seating

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our...

Pension Plan Feb08

Pension Plan

CEO Robert E. Coli explains the facts of life to his employees regarding their kind donation to his yearly bonus… Thromby Air – Plans For The Future We’re not the only airline that appreciates our employees’ donations… The Adobe Flash Player is required for video...

Wing Cracks

A detailed study has proven our wing cracks to be harmless… Thromby Air: Totally...

DVT-TV

At Thromby Air we care about your health and wellbeing when you fly…  Thromby Air: Thromby-Proofing Air...

Transparent Pricing

At Thromby Air we are fully aware of our responsibilities under the new airline “transparent pricing” regulations and are upgrading our online booking system to comply… Thromby Air – Pricing As Transparent As Our...

Bounty Hunters

Some airlines are paying their staff a bounty for every passenger they slap with an additional fee.  This is a brilliant idea that will attract the kind of staff we are looking for and give you a memorable customer experience.  Thromby Air – You Slap ‘Em, We Pay! Seriously, some...

Beware The Clauses!

Been good this year?  Reward yourself with a flight on Thromby Air! Thromby Air – Our Clauses Are Mostly Harmless Don’t forget Thromby’s Unlimited* Free Drinks deal this...

All in the Family Dec07

All in the Family

It is important that leaders of like-minded organisations stick together… Thromby Air – The Family Friendly Airline...

Caring, Sharing

At Thromby Air we believe in sharing… Thromby Air – A Global Carrier* * in conjunction with our partner...

Random Departure Tim...

Keeping passengers guessing about the departure time of their flight is an excellent way to maximise revenue — passengers who have missed their flight will then have to buy a short-notice (high price) ticket on a later flight.  Too easy! Thromby Air – Unpredictability Is A Virtue...