Thromby Air

Talent in a Tin Can

admin — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 05:28:39 +0000

Even when our Inflight Entertainment system is on the fritz our flight attendants will entertain and amuse you. This may not suit everybody.

Thromby Air – Never Idol

(IFE) In-Flight Edutainment

admin — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:01:33 +0000

Out of the goodness of our hearts we have installed the latest inflight entertainment system, for your viewing pleasure. Thanks to our inclusion of the occasional advertisement, we will not even charge you to watch it!

Thromby IFE – You Needn’t Lift A Finger!

Financial Security

admin — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:49:51 +0000

Thromby has taken over security screening at some of our airport terminals…

Thromby Air – Taking Every Precaution

Airport Automation

admin — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 01:00:12 +0000

At Thromby Air we are introducing the latest passenger servicing technology, starting with a simple-to-use kiosk machine to handle your most pressing need. Talk to the Hand… if it makes you feel better.

Thromby Air -Just Because We Are Not Listening
Does Not Mean We Don’t Care

Talking To The Press

admin — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 01:00:12 +0000

As a Thromby spokesperson it is important that you learn how to make words without actually saying anything. Here our CEO, Robert E. Coli, demonstrates this ancient Public Relations skill…

Thromby Air – Spin to Win!

Blanket Coverage

admin — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:28:21 +0000

As part of our new “Thromby Green” initiative we are turning down the heating in our aircraft cabins to save fuel and reduce carbon emissions. We expect this to have no negative impact on revenue.

Thromby Air – The Coolest Low Cost Airline!

Fuel Surcharge

admin — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:23:08 +0000

Many of our competitors are now adding fuel surcharges, but we believe in giving you a choice…

Thromby Air – Squeezing The Juice

Fine Dining

admin — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:32:54 +0000

Our inflight catering is second to none.*
* meaning: none would be better!

Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some Food.

Fuel Hedging

admin — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 22:56:07 +0000

When you are complaining about paying too much for the fuel for your flight, rest assured: our fuel hedgers are the best in the business!

Thromby Air – At The Cutting Hedge

Thromby Goes Green

admin — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:05:42 +0000

We’ve decided that we need some “Green Credentials.” Following a careful analysis of the “green” policies of our competitors, Thromby Air is experimenting with biofuels…

Thromby Air – Motion from Motions (That’s Recycling!)