Hidden Charges (SLAPs)

There has been much discussion recently about our so-called “hidden charges.”

These charges are not, of course, “hidden” as all passengers are informed of them at some point. If they were truly “hidden” then our passengers would NEVER know and this, of course, is not the case.

To avoid confusion, we have adopted a new name for such charges, now referring to them as “Surcharges for Low Awareness Passengers,” or SLAPs. You may be slapped with a charge at any time, but it will not be hidden.

In response to certain other scurrilous media accusations, Thromby management can assure you that ALL of our charges are perfectly safe, having been tested on prisoners…

All of our hidden charges, known as Surcharges for Low Awareness Passengers, or SLAPs, are tested on prisoners.

All of our hidden charges are fully tested and perfectly safe.