Category Archives: Media Releases

Stockholm Syndrome

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on Wikipedia.) 

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Carnie Dioxide

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out Profits!

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Bench Seating

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our shareholders

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Wing Cracks

A detailed study has proven our wing cracks to be harmless… Thromby Air: Totally Cracked

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Concept Aircraft

After extensive discussions with our CEO about the motivations, strategies and history of Thromby Air, BOBUS Aerospace have presented us with an exciting vision for aircraft of the future.  By incorporating a revolutionary top-loading system their new design does away … Continue reading

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