Executive Bonus

The executive bonus scheme has been re-introduced in recognition of our management team taking credit for Thromby’s profit despite the ruinously low global jet-fuel price. Thromby Air – Taking Credit When Credit is...

Cheap Fuel, High Fares

Our fuel hedging department is invested in stocks and will answer your questions now… Thromby Air – A Fuelish...

OPEC Santa

CEO Robert E. Coli has arranged for the world’s fuel price to be reduced… You can thank him later Merry Christmas from Thromby...

Smoke & Mirrors

CEO Robert E. Coli describes his plan to turn around our share price to an appreciative audience of shareholders… Thromby Air – Nobody’s...

Print-on-Demand Snac...

Our revolutionary use of 3D printer technology for inflight catering means you can enjoy a delicious snack again and again… Thromby Air – Adds...

Just Culture

We don’t discipline employees who exhibit initiative to get to the top. It’s not personal…  it’s “Just Culture.” Thromby Air – Protecting the Status Quo “Just Culture” is a modern concept in keeping open communications between staff and...

Stockholm Syndrome

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on...

Carnie Dioxide

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out...

Bench Seating

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our...

Wing Cracks

A detailed study has proven our wing cracks to be harmless… Thromby Air: Totally...

Concept Aircraft

After extensive discussions with our CEO about the motivations, strategies and history of Thromby Air, BOBUS Aerospace have presented us with an exciting vision for aircraft of the future.  By incorporating a revolutionary top-loading system their new design does away with inefficient doors...

Salesmen

Thromby Air is looking to upgrade it’s fleet.  Many companies are spruiking their wares and making all sorts of promises… It’s All in the Delivery (a little...

Media Liaison

Thromby Air is pleased to announce the appointment of a new media mouthpiece, Mr Pat C. Sticknose.  Mr Sticknose, while knowing very little about the airline industry, will be happy to provide one syllable answers to your questions. Thromby Air: Accessible and...

Aviation Podcasters ...

The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on YouTube. Every year there is a week long airshow at Oshkosh, Wisconsin, in the north eastern part of the United States, that attracts thousands of aviation enthusiasts from around the...

Space Shuttle

At Thromby we salute the final flight of the Space Shuttle… the ultimate in high cost travel.  It just goes to show that sometimes you’ve got to spend a little extra! Final Flight of the Space Shuttle: 8-20th July, 2011 Live Mission Coverage: NASA...

Military Bags Travel...

Because we are not completely insane, we have modified our baggage fee policy to support our brave military.  This change of policy had nothing* to do with a viral You Tube video and subsequent discussion in the social media. * much Thromby Air – Protecting What Is...

“JusTin”...

At Thromby Air we know that human staff have their limitations (such as occasionally letting their compassion, understanding and common sense get in the way of revenue opportunities).  That’s why we are rolling out our new “JusTin” customer service representatives. Thromby...

The 200 Hour Pilot (...

Thromby Air has a new recruiting policy for pilots.  Low experience is OK with us — after all, we are the Lowest of the Low! The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Interview with Rober...

Award winning journalist Buzz Cauldron visits Thromby Headquarters and interviews CEO Robert E. Coli.  He is not impressed with what he learns… The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Financial Security

Thromby has taken over security screening at some of our airport terminals… Thromby Air – Taking Every...