Category Archives: Media Releases

Just Culture

We don’t discipline employees who exhibit initiative to get to the top. It’s not personal…  it’s “Just Culture.” Thromby Air – Protecting the Status Quo “Just Culture” is a modern concept in keeping open communications between staff and management, such … Continue reading

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Stockholm Syndrome

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on Wikipedia.) 

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Carnie Dioxide

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out Profits!

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Bench Seating

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our shareholders

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Wing Cracks

A detailed study has proven our wing cracks to be harmless… Thromby Air: Totally Cracked

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