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Stockholm Syndrome

Posted on February 21, 2012 by admin

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on Wikipedia.) 

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Carnie Dioxide

Posted on February 15, 2012 by admin

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out Profits!

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Seat Meat

Posted on February 9, 2012 by admin

Our Social Media Department recently came up with a plan to allow seat selection based on Internet Dating principles, including the use of a brilliant new hashtag… Thromby Air – The Meating Place in the Sky (other airlines will probably handle it better … Continue reading →

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Bench Seating

Posted on February 9, 2012 by admin

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our shareholders

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Pension Plan

Posted on February 8, 2012 by admin

CEO Robert E. Coli explains the facts of life to his employees regarding their kind donation to his yearly bonus… Thromby Air – Plans For The Future

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