Baggage Disposal

At Thromby Air your checked-in luggage will never arrive late to your destination! Thromby Air – No Minor Luggage Damage,...

Opening the Borders

Thromby Air is doing it’s part to minimise the Covid differential between States and Countries, to speed up the return of unrestricted travel. You can do your part to help spread the word. Thromby Air – A Covid-Safe...

A Rat a Day…

We may have not fully explained the abbreviation for Rapid Antigen Testing to our pilots. Never mind… they’ll work it out eventually. RAT instructions: 1) Put the furry thing up your...

Living the Dream

Our Thromby aircrew are once again flying, although there are a few cobwebs to clean out. Luckily, covid-safe procedures are being applied… Thromby Air – Hopefully...

Social Distancing for Dummies...

Airlines all around the Covid world are trying to figure out how to restart flying safely, and everybody has a different idea. Social distancing works, but we’d hate our passengers to get used to having lots of room. We think the solution...

Covid Reflections

Thromby Air, like many airlines, has it’s hand out for a Government bailout. Our entire fleet is grounded… what more evidence do you need??? Thromby Air – All about the...

Average Fleet Age

Airlines like to talk about their average fleet age, rather than the oldest aircraft in their fleet. We think that is an excellent idea… Thromby Air – A cut above the...

30,000 Feet

Some people think the Metric system should have a greater role in aviation. We want to assure you that Feet will continue to be recognised at Thromby Air… Thromby Air – Shoes optional, for your...

Overbooking

At Thromby Air we want to give as many people as possible the chance to fly with us. We’ll try to convince you this is a good thing… Thromby Air – Giving You a Chance to Fly (or...

Ski Malarky

At Thromby Air we generally don’t care what you wear on your feet, so long as your personal hygiene meets certain minimum standards. Unfortunately, some have been taking advantage of this fact to avoid our very reasonable Ski Surcharge. For this reason we will now be applying a surcharge to all footwear larger than size 8, just in case they might be skis. Thromby Air – please remove your 170cm shoes before...

Upgrade-O-Rama!

At Thromby Air we know you have points and miles burning a hole in your pocket. What better way to use them than by taking a spin at winning an upgrade? Our state-of-the-art checkin kiosks make this possible (however unlikely). Thromby Air – Pulling Your...

Complaint Review Process...

Thromby’s product recovery team meets weekly to review any concerns that have been raised by our customers… Thromby Air – Your Complaints Are Taken....

Bic Fix Feb10

Bic Fix

Relax… Thromby engineering staff, being highly trained literary professionals, will prepare your airliner with a minimum of fuss. Thromby Air – Top Quality...

Gym Class

Thromby Air is offering you the opportunity to keep fit while you travel! In our newGym Class you will enjoy built-in exercise machines and highly motivating Personal Trainers (Flight Attendants) to help take your mind off the drudgery of travel. Dont worry about those tiny seats… well make you fit! Thromby Air – For those who dont want to sit back and...

Awards For Every Occasion...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that we have, once again, been awarded the prestigious Best Airline award*. We are very proud of this award and promise to maintain the standard that made it possible. * in the Airlines Rhyming With Zombie Division Thromby Air – Up There with the Best of the...

Airline Hell

A prominent critic has stated that our food rhymes with “delicious”. Thankyou! Thromby Air – It Ain’t...

Companion Animals

Flying with a companion animal can reduce stress… but it is not guaranteed. Thromby Air – Caring for your Furry...

Seat Pitch Trigonometry...

The only people who complain about our seat pitch are those that don’t understand Trigonometry… Thromby Air – We Speak...

Recharge Your Batteries!...

Feeling a little caged by your day-to-day life? Need to stretch your wings and fly? Thromby is the answer! Thromby Air – AAA rated * * 1.5...

Engagement Surveys Jul24

Engagement Surveys

At Thromby Air it is important that we are able to say we have an “engaged workforce”. Our polling allows us to say this… Thromby Air – Where Encagement beats...