Cheap Fuel, High Fares

Our fuel hedging department is invested in stocks and will answer your questions now… Thromby Air – A Fuelish...

A Sad Day… Jan08

A Sad Day…

… for all who believe that art and free speech can help build a better world. Our hearts go out to the artists and their families who have paid too high a price for their right to...

Keep Calm…

At Thromby Air we don’t want to see you get an embolism — a very real risk when you travel low cost. Follow this helpful advise for a trouble-free...

OPEC Santa

CEO Robert E. Coli has arranged for the world’s fuel price to be reduced… You can thank him later Merry Christmas from Thromby...

Breathing Tax

Yes, you’ve all got to pay the Breathing Tax… because it is more about smell reduction than air usage… Thromby Air – Taking You to the Owe-Zone Do you think Thromby Air invented the Airport Breathing Tax? No! Check out this BBC story about Venezuela’s Caracas...

Feet Fees

Our “Pong Police” will ensure that crimes against humanity are punished appropriately… Thromby Air – Putting the “Fee” back in...

Thromby Goes Nice!

We have listened to your opinions and it seems that some of you think we could be nicer. Thankyou for this valuable feedback… we will do our best. Thromby Air – Nice...

Knew Ideas Jun28

Knew Ideas

CEO Robert E.Coli and his management team regularly share their wisdom, seeking new ways to improve passenger servicing. Sometimes their ideas are a little unusual… Thromby Air – Desperate Times, Desperate...

Hand Luggage Surchar...

If you travel with hand luggage you may be charged a small fee for the convenience… Thromby Air – Handing it to...

Smoke & Mirrors

CEO Robert E. Coli describes his plan to turn around our share price to an appreciative audience of shareholders… Thromby Air – Nobody’s...

Two-Seat Comfort

For our more “generously-built” guests we have a range of options available to enhance your comfort…   Thromby Air – Big...

Print-on-Demand Snac...

Our revolutionary use of 3D printer technology for inflight catering means you can enjoy a delicious snack again and again… Thromby Air – Adds...

The Riot Act

Sometimes, when passengers have not fully understood the terms of their travel contract, they get angry, express their innermost thoughts, and pillage our aircraft. Unless you have paid the upfront “pillage surcharge” this behaviour is unacceptable. Thromby Air – Be...

Sparkling Whine

At Thromby Air we treat our First Class passengers to nothing but the best… … Available...

A Shining Light

At Thromby Air we value reedin’, and know you might want engage in this strange pastime at night. As always, we are happy to oblige… Thromby Air – Aviation’s Leading...

Low Cost TakeOff

The most gas-guzzling part of Flight Operations is Take-Off.  Not so at Thromby Air! Our advanced launching system allows a reduction in costs — er, we mean Greenhouse Gas Emissions — using principles so simple even a child could understand.  Let us put the “Twang”...

The Big Picture

We often hear pilots bleating about the direction of our company.  Well, it’s about time someone explained the big picture to them. Thromby Air – It Ain’t...

Flight Infuriation B...

We care about our codeshare airlines more than we care about you, and we know they like to see their codeshare numbers on our screens. This means that you will have no idea how to find your flight number, but that is a price we are willing to pay. Thromby Air – Blink and You’ll...

OCA Warning System Sep12

OCA Warning System

Some of our Captains need a little help realizing that they may be in danger, so… Thromby Air – Protected by...

Maintaining Currency

Our Flight Training Department delivers cost-effective recurrent training to our pilots.   Thromby Air Flight Training – Maintaining...