Keep Calm…

At Thromby Air we don’t want to see you get an embolism — a very real risk when you travel low cost. Follow this helpful advise for a trouble-free...

Feet Fees

Our “Pong Police” will ensure that crimes against humanity are punished appropriately… Thromby Air – Putting the “Fee” back in...

Hand Luggage Surchar...

If you travel with hand luggage you may be charged a small fee for the convenience… Thromby Air – Handing it to...

A Shining Light

At Thromby Air we value reedin’, and know you might want engage in this strange pastime at night. As always, we are happy to oblige… Thromby Air – Aviation’s Leading...

Low Cost TakeOff

The most gas-guzzling part of Flight Operations is Take-Off.  Not so at Thromby Air! Our advanced launching system allows a reduction in costs — er, we mean Greenhouse Gas Emissions — using principles so simple even a child could understand.  Let us put the “Twang”...

Flight Infuriation B...

We care about our codeshare airlines more than we care about you, and we know they like to see their codeshare numbers on our screens. This means that you will have no idea how to find your flight number, but that is a price we are willing to pay. Thromby Air – Blink and You’ll...

Cardboard Catering

At Thromby Air our delicious inflight snacks are made of the finest natural ingredients!* * cardboard, ink, glue Thromby Air – You Will Not Be Hungry!...

Unintended Consequen...

Like some other airlines, we feel that an additional fee to cover things we haven’t thought of yet is a good idea.  Why would you complain about that? Thromby Air – Taking The Unknowns Out of Travel Sadly, Thromby Air did not invent this fee.  Other airlines have tried it…...

DVT-TV

At Thromby Air we care about your health and wellbeing when you fly…  Thromby Air: Thromby-Proofing Air...

Caring, Sharing

At Thromby Air we believe in sharing… Thromby Air – A Global Carrier* * in conjunction with our partner...

Baggage Free

Some airline passengers attempt to circumvent our very reasonable baggage fees… this will not be tolerated!   Thromby Air – Coat...

Inflight Connectivit...

At Thromby Air we got a very good price on some sophisticated technology that allows us to access the Internet inflight.  For those of you who simply cannot be without Twitter, Facebook etc. when you fly… Thromby Air – Helping Twits Stay in...

Wheely Apartheight

At Thromby Air we care about providing an on-time service to the majority of our customers. Thromby Air: For The Discriminating...

Leg Room? Wishful Th...

Our talented flight attendants will do what they can to make your Thromby flight more comfortable… Thromby Air – Be Careful What You Wish...

One Toilet

Some of our competitors are reducing the number of toilets on board so that they can fit in more seats.  We think this is a terrific idea! Thromby – Squeezing Out The...

Fee Due, Feed Me!

At Thromby Air we respect your credit card as a valuable food source. Thromby Air – Consider Yourself...

Premium Economy

If you want to hobnob with royalty, consider paying a little bit* extra for a Premium Economy seat. Thromby Air – Paying a Premium is Good for the Economy! * a little bit: as in what you’d be if you were rubbed down with cheese and then locked in a room full of hungry rats....

Expensive Bags

  Thromby Air – We’ll Look After Your Expensive Bag,...

Passenger Simulator

Some people just can’t handle the Thromby experience.  Find out if you’ve got what it takes by using our Thromby Air “Passenger Simulator”… Thromby Air – Puts the Squeeze On...

Tax Rebate? Yeah Rig...

Sometimes the taxes affecting airline travel are reduced.  We have fixed it so that you will not be confused by a reduction in the price you pay for your ticket. Thromby Air – The Fix Is In. (We are not the only airline doing...