Monthly Archives: February 2012

Stockholm Syndrome

CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed the benefits of our re-badged loyalty program in front of a packed audience… Thromby Air – Captivating Loyalty (Stockholm Syndrome is an ideal name for our new program, as explained on Wikipedia.) 

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Carnie Dioxide

Cletus, our enterprising new ex-carnival employee, is teaching us that there are many ways to skin a cat… Thromby Air: Smokin’ Out Profits!

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Seat Meat

Our Social Media Department recently came up with a plan to allow seat selection based on Internet Dating principles, including the use of a brilliant new hashtag… Thromby Air – Going Dutch (other airlines will probably handle it better than us!)

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Bench Seating

At Thromby Air comfort* is highest on our list of priorities.  For that reason we are pleased to announce our new Super-Extreme-Economy seat… Thromby Air –  The Benchmark for Comfort * of our shareholders

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Pension Plan

CEO Robert E. Coli explains the facts of life to his employees regarding their kind donation to his yearly bonus… Thromby Air – Plans For The Future We’re not the only airline that appreciates our employees’ donations…

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