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Thromby Air - Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy

  1. You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time.
  2. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes.
  3. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill.
  4. Service may be terminated or suspended if "Thromby" and words such as "lousy", "bastards" or "scumbags" are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes).
  5. Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites may be used, subject also to clause 4.
  6. Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our job.

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