Tag Archives: weight

Narrow Body, Wide Body

Posted on July 18, 2011 by admin

Have you ever wondered why our planes are called “narrow body aircraft?”  If you have put on a few pounds, you will not wonder for long! Thromby Air: Suck It Up!

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Tastes Like Check-In

Posted on July 10, 2011 by admin

We know that people will do just about anything to reduce their weight prior to our Pay By The Pound check-in procedure.  These people will be very hungry… do not miss the opportunity to sell them some expensive “food!” Thromby … Continue reading →

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Weight Reduction Strategies

Posted on September 4, 2010 by admin

Thromby Air charges you for your ticket based on your weight. Here are some handy tips for reducing your ticket cost. Shave before you fly. Everywhere. Do not eat for 48 hours prior to checkin. Vending machines are available after … Continue reading →

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Departure Slots

Posted on September 2, 2010 by admin

At Thromby your comfort is high on our list of priorities*. Our patented Fully Automated Tariff Adjustment Sizing System (FATASS) will ensure that our more generously sized passengers are well serviced. * “passenger comfort” is number 376 on our priority … Continue reading →

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