Monthly Archives: October 2010

Wheelchair Access

Posted on October 31, 2010 by admin

In the past some of our low cost brethren have received bad press over their handling of limited-mobility passengers. Some are even charging a fee to use a wheelchair. At Thromby an express wheelchair access lane is always available to … Continue reading →

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Social Media Department

Posted on October 29, 2010 by admin

We have hired experts in squeezing out messages and hurling them through the airwaves, so that we can keep our passengers informed about what we think of them… The benefits have not been immediately apparent. See the Infinite Monkey Theorem … Continue reading →

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Einsteins Need Not Apply!

Posted on October 26, 2010 by admin

Don’t worry if your grades aren’t up to scratch. At Thromby we are more interested in what you will work for than what you know.* * Passes in Maths and English are still required; Maths so you can understand the … Continue reading →

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Kid Friendly

Posted on October 14, 2010 by admin

Some airlines will not allow children to travel without their parents. Others treat “Young Persons Travelling Alone” as royalty, treating them with respect and care, entertaining them and delivering them safely and happily to their destination. At Thromby Air we … Continue reading →

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Caring For Desperadoes

Posted on October 13, 2010 by admin

At Thromby Air we want to minimise stress for our nicotine-addicted passengers.* It could be stated that the high price of the SMOKAT surcharge is because we care about your health. * The massive contribution to our finances is** entirely … Continue reading →

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