Want to be the first one rescued if we ditch in the sea?  Sick of wearing the same old lifejacket every time you crash?  Stand out amongst the crowd with Thromby’s new Premium Lifejacket.  It’s a floater! Thromby Air: Isn’t Your Life Worth A...

There has been much discussion recently about our so-called “hidden charges.” These charges are not, of course, “hidden” as all passengers are informed of them at some point. If they were truly “hidden” then our passengers would NEVER know and this, of course, is not the case. To avoid confusion, we have adopted a new name for such charges, now referring to them as “Surcharges for Low Awareness Passengers,” or SLAPs. You may be slapped with a charge at any time, but it will not be hidden. In response to certain other scurrilous media accusations, Thromby management can assure you that ALL of our charges are perfectly safe, having been tested on...