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Use Your Phone Inflight!

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to … Continue reading

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Seat Pitch

“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder Profits

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“A La Carte” Fancy-Pants Pricing

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You Escargot

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Caring For Desperadoes

At Thromby Air we want to minimise stress for our nicotine-addicted passengers.* It could be stated that the high price of the SMOKAT surcharge is because we care about your health. * The massive contribution to our finances is** entirely … Continue reading

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Casino Thromby

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that our new inflight entertainment innovation, Casino Thromby, is now available on selected flights… So far our new Casino Thromby service has proved very popular*. * with our accountant, our shareholders, and the one … Continue reading

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