“A La Carte” Fancy-Pants Pricing

Same ‘ol charges,
Right from the start,
But to make it sound flash
it’s called “A La Carte!”

Thromby Air: A-la-cart Fancy-Pants Pricing : You can choose from a wide range of hidden fees when you fly with Thromby.

PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul.

Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You Escargot