Tag Archives: marketing

Goodwill Ambassador

Posted on May 13, 2011 by admin

It is important when choosing a Goodwill Ambassador that you select someone who is believable and regarded as “one of the people”  — it also helps if nobody can see the strings attached! Why Thromby Air? Nobody Nose! How did … Continue reading →

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Scent Marketing

Posted on September 9, 2010 by admin

CEO Robert E. Coli discusses Thromby’s new strategy to increase ancilliary revenue: “We’ve got to sell stuff on our flights. Our shareholders demand it, but they haven’t tasted our coffee or croissants. As you know, our coffee can strip paint … Continue reading →

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The Asterisk*

Posted on August 27, 2010 by admin

The favourite tool of our legal and marketing departments, the asterisk was originally an “ideogram” used by the ancient Egyptians. When the discovery of the Rosetta stone allowed translation of ancient hieroglyphs it was revealed that the * symbol carried … Continue reading →

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Unlimited* Free Drinks

Posted on August 4, 2010 by admin

When you fly Thromby Air your drinks are unlimited* and FREE OF CHARGE.** * while stocks last. **Other SLAPs may*** apply. These include a $75.00 toilet usage fee. An $85.00 seat befoulment surcharge will automatically be applied if so indicated … Continue reading →

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We’ll Pay You To Fly*

Posted on August 2, 2010 by admin

Those other airlines advertise ridiculous prices, some even charging $0 for a basic ticket. At Thromby we’re going one better… * or less. Airport charges, taxes and other SLAPs apply.

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