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Blanket Coverage

As part of our new “Thromby Green” initiative we are turning down the heating in our aircraft cabins to save fuel and reduce carbon emissions.  We expect this to have no negative impact on revenue. Thromby Air – The Coolest … Continue reading

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Airline Fine Dining

Our inflight catering is second to none.* * meaning: none would be better! Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some Food.

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Use Your Phone Inflight!

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to … Continue reading

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Seat Pitch

“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder Profits

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“A La Carte” Fancy-Pants Pricing

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You Escargot

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