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Standing Seats

Posted on September 15, 2010 by admin

Our competitors keep banging on about “standing seats”, as if they could be called “seats” when you are standing up. Anyway, we thought we’d try them out. It turns out that the ancillary revenue opportunities are intriguing! * And, of … Continue reading →

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Scent Marketing

Posted on September 9, 2010 by admin

CEO Robert E. Coli discusses Thromby’s new strategy to increase ancilliary revenue: “We’ve got to sell stuff on our flights. Our shareholders demand it, but they haven’t tasted our coffee or croissants. As you know, our coffee can strip paint … Continue reading →

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Departure Slots

Posted on September 2, 2010 by admin

At Thromby your comfort is high on our list of priorities*. Our patented Fully Automated Tariff Adjustment Sizing System (FATASS) will ensure that our more generously sized passengers are well serviced. * “passenger comfort” is number 376 on our priority … Continue reading →

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High Density Seating Plan

Posted on August 19, 2010 by admin

Thromby Air CEO Robert E. Coli recently discussed an inconvenient truth about humans and air travel: “There is a fundamental limit to the number of passengers we can squeeze into an aircraft cabin, and it is caused by the length … Continue reading →

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Thromby-Bay Seat Auction System

Posted on August 19, 2010 by admin

Thromby Air is pleased to announce we will soon be launching our online Seat Auction System, “Thromby-Bay.” With this state-of-the-art system you will be able to choose the seat to match your budget. Thromby Air – Giving You Choices, inline … Continue reading →

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