Are you one of those people who just HAVE to get on board first to get the best seat on the plane. Do you push and shove so that YOU get to be the one who fills the overhead luggage bins, leaving no room for the other passengers’ belongings? If so, our new “Assured Seat Selection & Overhead Luggage Space” surcharge may be for you. You can, by paying a small additional fee, join an elite bunch of ASSOLS boarding the aircraft before the other passengers, thereby fulfilling your perfectly natural selfish tendencies. Isn’t that worth 5 bucks? Thromby Air – Making selfish ASSOLS...

Some people have complained that our surcharge policies are not entirely clear. Rest assured, all of our charges follow long-established scientific principles. However, in response to these complaints we are pleased to announce our new “Clear Upfront Price” option (CUP-CHOICE). Thromby Air… Taking you for a ride at a price WE can...

Our competitors keep banging on about “standing seats”, as if they could be called “seats” when you are standing up. Anyway, we thought we’d try them out. It turns out that the ancillary revenue opportunities are intriguing! * And, of course, I will have to give you a nasty SLAP! Thromby Air: Head room and carry-on space...

Thromby Air recently advertised First Officer Vacancies but the response from suitably qualified applicants has been disappointing. Therefore, in a new recruitment initiative, we have devised a way for teenagers to control real Thromby aircraft through their video games. Best yet, they will not even know they are doing it, so we won’t have to pay them or feed them! We see no reason that this exciting innovation will not solve our recruitment issues and provide a large number of “Thromby-ready” low cost pilots. Thromby Air: Your Pilot may have pimples, but at least you wont have to look at...

Robert Edward Coli longed to get out of the family business but couldn’t think of another job that would utilise his skills and experience. Nonetheless he sold the company and sought out new ventures. Eventually he started a business that used his expertise in packing as many smelly creatures as possible into a tin can… Thromby Air was born. Thromby Air… Nothing fishy about...